Title: Bored Games Author: Vickie Moseley Summary: Sometimes it gets pretty boring on the road. A little harmless entertainment can help pass the long nights. Category: MSR, could be considered fluff, 3rd POV Rating: PG, but you can make it R with a decent imagination Disclaimer: Due to the fact that Chris Carter has abandoned his characters from the first seven seasons, I am officially petitioning to adopt them. I'll be their 'family' and he can take his new play toys and put them places the sun doesn't shine. Of course, I will not profit in any way from this transaction, but he'll make millions. And they say life isn't fair Comments: I changed email addys so please note the new one vmoseley@i-made-this.com Further notes: I had this beta read when I wrote it which was a while back, so thanks to whoever that was (probably Susan, Dawn and Sally-the usual suspects). Bored Games By Vickie Moseley Podunk, Colorado April 22, 2000 11:15 pm It was Friday night, just a little after 11. I'd just gotten off work, and decided to grab one of the specials and have a bite to eat before heading home. Jerry, the late night cook, can't figure out how I can eat this slop after slaving over it for 8 hours, but I look at it this way. It's free. Right in my price range since Jimmy took off with that slut barmaid and left me with the payments on a 1998 double-wide and that 32 inch color TV he couldn't live without at Christmas. Besides, I like the company. I never liked living alone, which was why I had a roommate until the unlucky day I married Jimmy. But moving back with my folks has never been an option, since they more or less disowned me the day of the wedding, so I get my 'people watching' after work, when I'm finally out of that sweaty, smelly kitchen. Not that the dining room is much better, mind you, but at least I'm only shoving this crap into my mouth. Erlene sat them at the table across from me. A tall man, a real looker, and this tiny red-head who looked like a good wind could blow her to Kansas. Erlene gave them menus, he ordered an iced tea and she asked for a glass of water, with a wedge of lemon. I looked around the place, it was just the three of us. Well, at least I had someone to watch. The minute Erlene gave them their drinks and left, he started in. "Scully, I can't believe you're being so stubborn about this," he said, taking his straw and twisting it in to a pretty nice double knot. He had these long fingers on these really slender hands and I think I would have paid money just to watch him tie his shoes. "Which part can't you believe, Mulder? The part where I'm saying that we have not discovered another 'zombie conspiracy' or the part where I think we should pack up tomorrow morning and be home by tomorrow night?" she torpedoed him back. Wow, her look was as sharp as her words. But he just sat back, crossed his arms and smiled. "The part where you won't let me stay for the Rockies game tomorrow afternoon," he said with this big ole Cheshire cat grin. She did every thing she could to not smile, including taking a big swig of the water, and it almost choked her. He just sat there, smug as a bug and waited till she finished coughing and sputtering. Then she took a big breath and tilted her head. I suspected he would be walking funny and talking in a higher octave when they left. "Mulder, we can't keep doing this. You can't keep finding X Files in cities with Major League Baseball franchises. Somebody is going to figure it out. And then our asses are grass." "Oh, like Skinner's gonna rat us out after that La La Land fiasco he subjected us to," he snorted. Erlene came back with a chef salad and a cheeseburger and fries and they were polite as church mice in her presence. The minute she headed back to the counter, they were back to 'dancing' with words. "The mere fact that it might not be Skinner who 'rats us out' as you put it, hasn't crossed your mind? Kersh was not that happy when we slipped the noose with him. He could use this . . ." "Scully, don't be such a worrywart! Kersh is yesterday's news, he's last Sunday's crossword puzzle with coffee stains all over him. And besides, I still contend that we're dealing with zombies," he finished and took a big bite out of the burger, not bothering to lean over the plate as the juice and mayo plopped on the table top. She gave him a look that would have frozen most men's hearts. Or at least had them cross their legs. "Mulder, your table manners are degenerating," she growled. He shrugged and took another bite, but this time, he leaned over the plate. She turned her attention to the salad in front of her. "So, wanna play some Scrabble when we get back to the rooms?" he asked. It seemed like a simple question, but it got a pretty strong reaction. She almost knocked over her water glass. "Mulder, not here!" "What? I'm talking Scrabble, Scully. Do you want to play or not?" he asked again, and this time, she jumped and I caught a glimpse of his foot running up and down her left leg. "Mulder, you are seriously becoming addicted to Scrabble," she said in a whisper that I almost couldn't make out. "Scully," he answered, but he didn't bother to whisper. He whined. A really annoying whine at that. "People become addicted to all kinds of things. And you gotta remember, it's been a long time since I've gotten to play Scrabble. Eight long years! That's a lot of unused letters, Scully. I'm makin' up for lost time." She bit her lip and suddenly searched her salad for some good way to answer that. "Mulder, it's been a long time since I played Scrabble, too. But we played Scrabble yesterday morning and just two nights before that. How much is enough for you?" He smiled that smile again, but this time, it was softer, more appealing. "I could never get enough Scrabble with you, Scully. You have to know that." Then it was his turn to examine his plate. "Besides, I bet it's been longer for me than it has for you," he said in the same whisper she'd used before. She looked at him, and away again, up to the corner of the room. "Mulder, let's not start this. I haven't played Scrabble since I walked into the basement, some 8 years ago." He nodded, but I don't think he was accepting her answer completely. "But have you thought about it?" "What? Playing Scrabble? Sure, and don't tell me you didn't think about it, too, Mulder. Remember, I know where you keep those videos that aren't yours." Her smile was big and warm. "I mean, did you have a specific point where you contemplated playing Scrabble with someone other than . . . your current Scrabble partner." He gave this whole garbled sentence while counting the points on his serrated knife. She sighed and shook her head. "Mulder, I don't want to . . ." He cut her off. "Scully, I'm not getting crazy here. I know you didn't actually play Scrabble. I'm just asking . . . did you think about it?" "Why? What difference does it make? I didn't play, so it's a moot point," she countered, tearing her napkin into little squares and dropping them like confetti over the remains of her salad. He wouldn't look in her eyes. He wouldn't even look at her face. "It's OK, Scully. I understand. Really. There was a point . . . it was a long time ago, but I considered playing Scrabble. I almost did. I came this close," he said, holding his fingers only a breath apart. "But it hurt so much, just thinking about it. We set up the board and counted out the tiles, but in the end, I couldn't think of any words. I didn't have enough letters to start . . ." She was quiet for a few heartbeats. Then she reached over and took his hand. "Did you tell me that because you want to know about Philadelphia?" He didn't open his mouth. He stared down at their hands and nodded. "Mulder, you have to get over this. You're letting it eat you alive," she sighed. He shrugged unhappily and then nodded, still not looking at her face. She took her index finger of her free hand and gently raised his chin so that their eyes met across their hands. "I never considered playing Scrabble with Ed Jersy, Mulder. Not once. Not even drunk. OK?" He held her gaze a long minute and then a smile broke across his face. He nodded and brought her hand up to his mouth and pressed a kiss into her palm. "Now, backgammon, that's another story," she told him. He dropped her hand like a hot rock. He sort of gulped air for a while, then he swallowed real hard. "Backgammon?" Boy, his voice was really strained. Like he'd been chewing on the hot rocks and not just picking them up. "Yes, backgammon. Surely, you've played backgammon, Mulder." He wasn't breathing real good by this time. "I played a little at Oxford. But Scully, I don't understand. What's so great about backgammon that you can't do with Scrabble?" She caught the Cheshire cat smile of his and gave it right back to him. "Mulder, I know you understand the basics of both games. Scrabble is a game of skill and chance. Backgammon is a game of chance and skill. But where a good Scrabble game might last an hour or two, a really experienced backgammon player, one who truly embraces the intimate details of the game, why she or he can make the game last all night long." I think he forgot to breathe altogether while she was talking. He was perfectly still for a long time, then he grabbed his half full glass of iced tea and downed it in one gulp. "So, do you happen to have a backgammon board with you, Scully?" he rasped. She smiled again. "Why, as a matter of fact, Mulder, I do. I got one for myself right after New Years. Sort of a late Christmas, early birthday present." "My birthday is only 5 months away, Scully," he said with a smile that matched hers. "But what about the ball game? Can we play the game around till then?" "Mulder, you may not be awake till the seventh inning stretch," she told him as she flagged down Erlene and got the check. He dug out his wallet and threw down some bills without even looking at the tab. He ended up giving Erlene a five dollar tip on a ten dollar meal, but I figure he was feeling pretty lucky and didn't mind sharing in his good fortune. They headed toward the door, his hand gently rubbing the small of her back. As I was about to turn back to my meatloaf, I heard the door open as they left. The last thing I heard him say before the door clanged shut was "You know, Scully, I never really cared for the Rockies that much. Maybe we can just skip the game." The end